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Bihar MLAs suspended: Sling Slipper

Posted by Fahimz On July - 21 - 2010
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Sixty Seven MLAs in Bihar Today were suspended for “unruly” behaviour as slippers were flung at the speaker and pots flung around due to some usual  disagreements.

The politicians or the so-called “leaders”  which included 42 RJD MLAs, were suspended by Assembly Speaker Udai Narain Choudhry and marshaled out of the Legislative assembly one-by-one.

Guess what they were angry about?

Some financial irregularitiesin the state after a CAG report. The Opposition is now  demanding the resignation of Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar.

But isn’t the same case in all or at least most of the states and government departments throughout the country.

TOI Reports

As the watch and ward staff lifted RJD MLA Bablu Dev, his colleagues rushed to his rescue. In the melee, a slipper was thrown towards the Speaker’s podium. It was not immediately known who had flung the footwear which, however, did not hit the Speaker.

Note the last line.  ..which however did not hit the Speaker.

I guess now even the media is tired of reporting the throwing of slippers or chappals on leaders which do not hit the leaders/politicians/scamsters.

The slingers should at least go for a confident shot which does hit the target or maybe play some Counter Strike before such ambitious and covert operations.

IF every Assembly starts showing such attitude due to the regular irregularities,  I guess all the assemblies will have to reserve,say, half-an-hour every session  for the slinging of slippers and pots. I think even the Politicians are tired of the regular slow,tedious and lame work that they do in every assembly. I really think they deserve some adventures like these in the assemblies.

Wot say??

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Posted by Fahimz On July - 20 - 2010

High-Tech Jargon

NEW: Different color from previous design
ALL NEW: Parts not interchangeable with previous design
EXCLUSIVE: Imported product
UNMATCHED: Almost as good as the competition
DESIGNED SIMPLICITY: Manufacturer’s cost cut to the bone
FOOLPROOF OPERATION: No provision for adjustments
ADVANCED DESIGN: The advertising agency doesn’t understand it
IT’S HERE AT LAST!: Rush job; nobody knew it was coming
FIELD-TESTED: Manufacturer lacks test equipment
HIGH ACCURACY: Unit on which all parts fit
DIRECT SALES ONLY: Factory had big argument with distributor
YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT: We finally got one that works
REVOLUTIONARY: It’s different from our competitors
BREAKTHROUGH: We finally figured out a way to sell it
FUTURISTIC: No other reason why it looks the way it does
DISTINCTIVE: A different shape and color than the others
MAINTENANCE-FREE: Impossible to fix
RE-DESIGNED: Previous faults corrected, we hope…
HAND-CRAFTED: Assembly machines operated without gloves
PERFORMANCE PROVEN: Will operate through the warranty period
MEETS ALL STANDARDS: Ours, not yours
ALL SOLID-STATE: Heavy as Hell!
BROADCAST QUALITY: Gives a picture and produces noise
HIGH RELIABILITY: We made it work long enough to ship it
SMPTE BUS COMPATIBLE: When completed, will be shipped by Greyhound
NEW GENERATION: Old design failed, maybe this one will work
MIL-SPEC COMPONENTS: We got a good deal at a government auction
CUSTOMER SERVICE ACROSS THE COUNTRY :You can return it from most airports
UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE: Nothing we ever had before worked this way
BUILT TO PRECISION TOLERANCES: We finally got it to fit together
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED: Manufacturer’s, upon cashing your check
MICROPROCESSOR CONTROLLED: Does things we can’t explain
AEROSPACE TECHNOLOGY: One of our techs was laid off by Boeing

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